Alright, who 💩 in my yard?
The Emoji Movie has been popular recently…or maybe I should say the Emoji Movie was made recently, I don’t know exactly how popular it was.
In case you don’t know one of the most recognizable characters also happens to by one of my more commonly used emojis, as well as my daughter Audrey’s favorite. The 
emoji. The emoji is always funny. My children are at the age that is a pretty funny topic to go along with all their other bathroom talk. But do you what isn’t funny? Finding in your yard. Especially when you don’t own an animal and five of six people in your house are potty trained to use a toilet. The one that happens to not be potty trained leaves the in a nice wrapper as a little present to open at the most inconvenient times.
While mowing my lawn for the first time this year I noticed a sizable deposit of in my yard. A mountain range of you could say. This happened after I pushed my mower over the . Good thing I wasn’t using a lower setting on my mower or else I would have had shower in my yard.
What do you do? I’m sure quite a few of you have had this experience as well. Do I leave it there? Kick it into the street? Throw it into some else’s yar?. Do I put it in a paper bag, place that bag on someone’s porch and light it on fire? Or just be an adult and throw it away. It is after all. Gross.
Quite a few neighbors have animals. I have no idea who’s animal or what animal it was. Maybe I upset a neighbor and they decided to in my yard.
At our last house, I don’t ever remember this being a problem. Our front yard was all rock. I don’t remember having as a problem.
Weeds were our problem. Tons of weeds and it didn’t matter what magical concoction I used those suckers kept coming back. I hate weeding. I HATE IT. It is right up there with folding socks and putting laundry away. Ugh.
So I guess I have a bit of a trade-off. I despise pulling weeds. I also don’t like picking up . However, I’m not about to pull up our beautiful grass. Since I had a rock front yard for a few years I have been envious of those that have grass in your front yard. Now that I have luscious green grass I’m not about to replace it rocks and with it weeds. So I guess I’ll deal with a little . I just won’t be happy about it.